http://www.distortedcerebration.net Thought Distorted Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:40:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Dear Microsoft, You almost had me. You lost me long ago and almost had me back, well at least in a "I won't bad mouth you at every chance I get" kind of way. You see I was installing a new product at $WORK.  It was a piece of software designed to ... http://www.distortedcerebration.net/2008/06/29/you-almost-had-me/ Let's see, In 7th-8th grade I was president of the Youth Usher Board, By surprise I awarded some Salvation Army good will award (along with some other students) at graduation from 8th grade. In High School I was awarded "Sportsmanship" award, and I was never an athlete, In College, sophomore year I was president ... http://www.distortedcerebration.net/2008/04/09/experience/ It must be said.  It's good to have friends that care. Not that you asked.... http://www.distortedcerebration.net/2007/12/18/it-must-be-said/ I am very, very disappointed.  I finally grew a set. After all these years finally grew a set and asked a woman out.  Out to lunch. Had a time and date set and everything. And what happens?  Snow.  Not just "Oh it's snowing". No I mean "And the skies opened ... http://www.distortedcerebration.net/2007/12/17/i-am-verry-dis-ah-poin-ted/ So I just finished watching "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End".  Pretty good.  Suprised me how it ended up and that's a good thing. However what I take away from the POTC movies is a new person to add to the list.  Naomie Harris. Honestly her role in the POTC movies ... http://www.distortedcerebration.net/2007/12/05/it-was-a-woman/ WTF, things were looking up for a minute there, then boom can't get anything accomplished today. Having enough issues that I'm contemplating hiding under the covers until tomorrow. I don't think I've gotten 1 thing accomplished today. And even though my foot's on the gas, I ... http://www.distortedcerebration.net/2007/10/31/had-a-bad-day-again/ (omg, I'm having deja vu of writing about having deja vu of this post... yeah brain hurts) So I visited some friends that I haven't seen in a while this past weekend. Strangely enough I spent a good deal of time during the party talking to the "new" people. People ... http://www.distortedcerebration.net/2007/10/30/first-step-now-what/ So I've not been right for awhile, moreso in the past week.  (Mentally it's been forever, I'm talking physically).  So much so that I've been contemplating if these are my last days.  If the body was gonna give before I thought I was ready. And I realized that when thinking of ... http://www.distortedcerebration.net/2007/09/11/is-in-the-rain/ It's bad when you can't even think of something to buy as a means of Retail Therapy . I remember a day when retail therapy took all about the time it took to drive down to Best Buy and pick out the thing I wanted. Nowadays I can't ... http://www.distortedcerebration.net/2007/08/27/placebo-syndrome/ Ok, so I'm stubborn. Most people know me as laid back and such, except for when it comes to my job. Then the asshole in me comes out in tsunami's. But despite how stubborn I can be, and like to do things my way, I am not ... http://www.distortedcerebration.net/2007/08/17/dont-tell-me-how-to-do-my-job/